Monday, May 22, 2006

Good Manners - I

This is for public service

1. Here is a simple rule, if you want to visit someone, inform prior to the visit. Contrary to your belief others do have a life which at times may be very busy. When you intrude without informing not only it is a brech of rules of a civil society, you compel your host to imagine most nasty things thus screwing his karma.

2. Another thing. You may think, that your kid is cute, infact (s)he might be an an exception to universal law of parental delusions and be cute in actuality. However what is not cute is giving that wretched brat of your a whistle and his (her) using it. At this point, although I in general adhere to principle of ahimsa, may turn into raging hulk and decide to commit a massacre (history is a testimony that far greater bloodsheds have been committed for far lesser trangressions ).
Your better senses can save lives of innocent bystanders and your fruit of carnal sins.

3. Do not jump queues. If it is something urgent, be so good to politely request person standing ahead of you. By jumping you piss me off. This is not advisable.

4. When attending a meeting keep your mobile on silent. Next time if the damn things rings, I am going to smash the bloody thing. There is an even chance that I will end up doing harm to the you also.