I blame ...

So the verdict is out, and as it turns out the predictions were little off the mark. Now before the dreaded cabal of Hindutva Fascists start blaming our courageous media, I must stand and parry their thrusts. Yes the exit polls were wrong but that is not because our journalists are dishonest and disingenuous hacks who manipulate public to further their agenda. They conducted the coverage of elections with the best of intentions, but their efforts were thwarted by, well, global warming. High time we do something about it.

PS I always suspected that Tehelka was a stooge of Modi. He is like some kind of evil genius !

Update 1: Oooh guilt trip.

Update 2: It is hurting Prannoy Roy, isn't it ! Plus, he has erased the past ! He is like that VoldWhatsHisName guy !

Update 3: A head, a head to roll! It's good to be Queen *

Update 4: The takeaway. Modi won, BJP lost.

Update 5: Jagadguru in & as Unhinged

PPS Can someone please stop his eminence from writing nonsense about science and evolution. You know what you have to do, just ask him for more cows.