Note to ma'am, omega males are not absolutely omega. In fact it could be much worse
Heard on Radio City, a conversation between some idiot RJ who plays agony aunt and even more stupid girl.
RJ. Hello, may I speak to Stupid Girl.
SG. Hey, I am so glad you called.
RJ. So, you wanted to discuss something ...
SG. Well I was in relationship with this guy but he dumped me after having fun, the next one did the same. Now my best friend of five years has proposed to me. What should I do?
RJ. Do whatever your heart says.
Right! That worked nicely last two times. My advice to stupid girl . Become a lesbian. Because even omega males have standards, you know.