Friday, February 29, 2008

I always suspected

That Ayn Rand, that shameless witch, lifted Nietzsche for her cult called Objectivism without any acknowledgment. Now I have one affirmation to back me up.


The full clinical diagnosis can be read in the pages of Friedrich Nietzsche. (Here I must break in with an aside. Miss Rand acknowledges a grudging debt to one, and only one, earlier philosopher: Aristotle. I submit that she is indebted, and much more heavily, to Nietzsche. Just as her operatic businessmen are, in fact, Nietzschean supermen, so her ulcerous leftists are Nietzsche's "last men," both deformed in a way to sicken the fastidious recluse of Sils Maria. And much else comes, consciously or not, from the same source.)

Talking through hat

Does Desi John Galt even know the meaning of cognitive dissonance. Sheesh.

PS. I never get it, why do these firangees have to absolutely find homosexuality everywhere.
I remember there was an article in Pioneer (before it became Hindu fascist) or TOI long back about how Sholay has a homosexual subtext.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Template journalism

Now this is par for the course as far as His Eminence is concerned but it is bit of surprise, considering the refined sensibility, that one with the blue throat has praised this article. The gist of the article, if I get it correctly (and if I do not I request one with the blue heart to educate me), is that IPL will unleash a surge in awareness about open markets, apparently because of shifting of the focus to ensuing debate on market economy in popular discourse. How and why this will happen is not clear to me. It is not as if people have not seen the advantages of open market so far. Whether software, or textile, or even cricket in it more traditional format have been beneficiary of the liberalization.
If we are talking about visibility then we don't have to look any further than the mobile revolution. If these success stories have not been able to provoke a debate, for what reason exactly IPL will.

Interestingly however, this article and many other articles like this published previously in livemint do highlight the problem. A shallow intelligentsia, enamoured of buzzword, shunning any serious inquiry is what is doing India in. It is this "Copy and Paste" journalism, or perhaps a better word would be template journalism, best exemplified by Live mint and its mission statement xeroxed from its parent wall street journal, without as much as bothering to fine tune it for India, has consistently failed this nation.

Update: Here is my confession. I was looking for mention of Coase in the article. I am getting paranoid.

Caliphate Now

I wonder how Europe feels about being Dhimmi *

Disaster

Italian supreme court : Men can't grab crotches in public. *

Charlton Heston : ... from my cold dead hands. *

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

RIP


William F. Buckley (1925-2008)

He stood athwart history, yelling stop.

Obituary: Corner, NYT, Ann Althouse, Hot Air

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Obamilarity of the day

Messiah blows his nose, people applaud. Is it over ?

No, that will come when two Obama supporters in wheel chairs rise after touching the hem of his suit, and a terminal patient traveling hundreds of miles to experience Obama speeking as his last wish goes into spontaneous cancer remission when a tear of Barack's compassion splashes him.*

When I am benevolent dictator, people will write sonnets in praise of my flatulence.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Why rediff rocks

Lekh Tandon's film showed the Samrat Ajashtru of Magadh (a district in modern Bihar), who was bent on conquering the world... Against their wishes, Ajashtru wages a war on the kingdom of Vaishali (another district in modern Bihar) *

What Mrs. Clinton has ...

"What Mrs. Clinton has that Mr. Obama does not have, Mr. Obama can get. What Mr. Obama has that Mrs. Clinton does not have, she can never get." Alec Baldwin (via)

Is Obama trying to get some testicles ? Oh we are talking about Alec Baldwin here.

QOTD

Why Mr. Kinsella is photographing public toilets on his knees I don't know, but every guy needs a hobby. *


Read the full article, vintage Steyn.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Question

Dear minions,

Do explain, in simple words,why India should care whether Kosovo remains secular or becomes part of Caliphate, considering,

a) India has no influence on Kosovo.
b) If India decides to intervene, there are little positives in case of success but lots of negatives in case of failure (basically a pissed off country).

Secularism is opium of "intellectuals".

Update: We should promote secularism, we should also promote Islam. I am confused.

I have ideas

Few more ideas for Indian filmmakers. Free of cost.

1. Indian Indiana Jones, multistarrer, lead played by Anil Kapoor, Akshay Kumar in a prominent role preferably antagonist. I am not sure about the story, mostly because of location. It could be Cambodia which has significant Indic influence, or the movie could be about El Dorado, or Lost treasure of Incas (I don't really care which) locating it in South America, mostly because I want to see Deepika Padukone dive in Lake Titicaca from some mountain.

2. Movie adaptation of The selfish giant., with Amitabh Bacchan in the lead.

3. Film on Rajendra Chola, played by Vikram.

Dear Ravikiran

In light of rediff message boards, will you like to reconsider your arguements.

Beware of Ashwasena

Ashok Malik is right.

  • BJP can do without friends like Natwar.
  • This Sonia bashing as default mode, devoid of any substance is what did BJP and will continue to do so .
  • QOTD

    Obama campaign has transcended self referential, now it is self reverential. *

    Monday, February 18, 2008

    Incorrect conversion

    (Retrieved from deep freeze)

    Sometime back Ritwik fisked some dude*. The only problem that what the dude wrote was unfiskable. I mean, if I can point out what's wrong, it must be horrible. Anyway the article was about why it makes sense to execute who write computer viruses (or is it virii, who cares) just like murderers. The whole arguement rests on the cost benefit analysis of executing vermiscripters (that's the term used), as opposed to executing murderers. Problem is the arguement is valid only when the premise is analyzed in terms of money.However this is incorrect, as capital punishment for murder is justified in terms of human lives saved and not money. If it were otherwise surely economic utility of murderer must have been taken into account in the judgment. This doesn't happen (or to be more precise in this doesn't happen in the context writer is talking about **)

    There is an interesting point related to this. What if the arguement was that economic loss due to virus had human cost. To decide on this we can consider case of sabotage. Now in case of sabotage one could argue capital punishment if it damaged or crippled some vital utility related to national security or public health/safety , and as a consequence of which either some catastrophe did (or almost) occur. However I assume, even in that case intent to harm would have to be proven beyond reasonable doubt. Absent above condition, if the arguement is on the general lines of a loss in economic activity leads to decrease in production which ultimately has cost in terms of human cost would never be admissible to secure capital punishment, even though it is valid.

    Why this happens and what are conditions to consider an exchange between human cost and economic cost is not clear to me, however if I were to make a guess to save my life I would speculate that there is a psychological barrier, itself a result of evolution, which denies us to consider this exchange after some point, the exact location of this barrier being dependent on the broader social context. Also breach of this barrier has tremendous social costs.


    * Ritwik followed up with another post (as did Ravikiran), which went over my head. I am offended.

    ** Of course there is concept of blood money, but even that requires consent of relatives.

    Padding policy

    (Retrieved from deep freeze)

    Some time back Gautam Adhikari wrote an editorial explaining TOI editorial policy. Let's ignore the absurdity of TOI having any policy, he wrote,

    We take this stance because we are a ‘liberal’ newspaper in the classical sense of the term. Our job is to offer you a wide variety of opinions to help you reflect and form your own views. When we want to express opinions as a newspaper, we do so in our editorials.

    I can only assume that he implies classical liberalism. Now I am hardly an expert on classical liberalism, but I always believed that classical liberalism was more concerned with individual rights and freedom, specifically in context with state, such as property rights, due process, civil liberty. What it has got to do with the editorial policy of TOI, is beyond my comprehension.

    Now it is possible he was meaning to say that TOI welcomes diverse opinions. However while there is no doubt that classical liberal welcomed diverse opinions, I am sure they were not the only one to do so. I will go so far as to say that during those days even the socialists, monarchists and conservative must have been eager to debate contrary opinions, so that doesn't make much sense either.

    Really why do people have to throw around buzzwords. At least he didn't invoke Coase. That would have been too unforgivably annoying.

    PS. Padding as in resume padding.

    Dear Obama

    It is safe to say that you don't mind being the second coming of Camelot (or Jesus Christ), if that's what it takes to be the next POTUS. I have to ask though what's with the Obama assassination fantasies being talked about by your groupies. Just make sure there are no sharp objects near your groupies. I worry about you.

    Friday, February 15, 2008

    Important message from Jagadguru

    Freedom of choice

    Needless to say I support this. (via)

    Dear feminist dudes (Again)

    I understand, you just love to display your feminist credentials, but extrapolating data from Vrindavan to write a commentary about widows in India ! Seriously ever heard about biased sample. Please! If you just want some moments of release and intense pleasure, why not pay a lady of negotiable virtue and be done with the damned thing, instead of puking all over blogosphere. And what's with anecdotes of aunts, how long back was that ? Fifty years, hundred years ! You want anecdotes, well I have never seen a widow ill treated in my circle so everything must be all right with the world.

    Now I am not saying that we don't have a problem. Surely we do, but can we have get minor things like correct data and perspective, instead of this past sell by date grandstanding.

    Forget it, whom am I kidding. I admit, as a card carrying holder of MCPA, nothing pleases me as much as objectifying womyn for my gratification. And you know what nothing says be my degraded, humiliated toy for carnal pleasure like this gift (NSFW). Buy it for the slut love in your life.

    Passion of Mahatma

    It was on 30th of January sixty years ago that Mahatma Gandhi fell to the bullets of Nathuram Godse, thus ending an important era in Indian history. An era which witnessed Mahatma emerging as focal point of not just politics, but also of social and cultural churning. Yet, even as this era ended with his funeral pyre, his legacy or rather debate to define his legacy would continue to be a major influence in decades to follow, with more often than not a source of utter confusion to anyone who tries to decipher it.

    I think his legacy is best understood in context of freedom movement, which can be divided into before and after Gandhi period. This later period can be best understood in terms of a journey, one which was deeply personal for Mahatma, a journey of self-realization.

    The freedom movement led by Mahatma was for all purposes a mass movement, in that it was different from previous movements which had their mooring in a rising middle class. This movement was a result of popular passion, whereas the previous ones had intellectual underpinning. Yet it was different from other mass movements of that era, notably communism or socialism which were propelled by an dogma centered around class struggle, or fascism with state as ideal expression of the entity the people, for the public imagination in this movement was driven by spirituality of one man*. That man was Mahatma.

    Mahatma Gandhi was, by disposition not an intellectual, or a philosopher. Instead, he was, due to upbringing in a religious environment, basically a believer, a man motivated by his faith. The extension to this was his belief in essential goodness of humanity. It was his religious temperament which necessitated to him that methods adopted for the freedom movement agree strictly with his deeply held personal conviction. This explains his absolute insistence on Ahimsa, or rejection of industrial production in favour of cottage industries. Even when he extrapolated this to the extent where he seemed to discourage trade for self sufficiency of village, his motivation was to establish a pastoral Elysium in India**. Similarly his approach to caste discrimination is explained, he deeply cared about discrimination, but he was even more concerned about Shantih, more properly understood as harmony than peace.

    It was this personal conviction and faith which found a resonance with the masses, the quest for freedom under Mahatma's lead transformed from a political movement to a spiritual movement resulting in a groundswell never witnessed previously, and which ensured Mahatma's fame for all time to come.

    But this approach had its shortcoming and grievous one at that. While Mahatma was successful in securing loyalty of populace, in his quest for personal spiritual purity, he lost the sight of the fact that demands and conditions that faith of individual entails are not necessarily agreeable with the course that must be charted for fulfilling destiny of a nation. And it was inability, or rather refusal to accept this inevitable incompatibility which led to Mahatma to faulty premises.

    Where does this leave us ? Reaction to Mahatma is either ardent worship or equally ardent hatred. Both the reactions are misplaced. In my opinion more important is an understanding of the factors drove Mahatma, and were ultimately responsible for his failures.

    Mahatma was a great man, and perhaps it was natural that his faults were to be great. It is ironic that if one were to summarize Bhagvad Gita, which was his guiding light, is about extolling virtue of making war and slaying even your near and dear ones to defend Dharma. But let's face this, Dharma is an intricately complicated subject. Bhagwan Krishna grasped that, but then he was Avatar. Mahatma, on the other hand, was human and hence fallible.

    * This is not to say that prior to Mahatma there was no injection of spirituality. If we want then we can attempt to divide movement into secular and religious streams. Congress in beginning was overwhelmingly secular and even later it had a secular faction comprising of Nehru, Sarojani Naidu etc. This can contrasted with Tilak, or Madan Mohan Malviya who led a movement which more closely identified with the popular religious ethos. However I would opt for a different categorization perhaps in a latter post.

    ** This was not unique to Mahatma and perhaps a comparison can be made with farmer as yeoman which was ideal of Thomas Jefferson. Also, interestingly Jefferson was mistrustful of corporations and Industrialization, which put him, along with Republican led agrarian South, in opposition with Hamilton who was Federalist and led industry favouring North. As stated previously, I am more of a Hamiltonian.

    Wednesday, February 13, 2008

    Yes, we can

    Could Obama campaign be any more content free ! Yes, it can !

    Gaaah

    PS. How did they miss Santa Claus ?

    Update: S. Prasannarajan on Democratic primary and Obama. Banality of historic, now that is a term we could use.

    Tuesday, February 12, 2008

    So tell me again

    Why exactly is Mumbai not a separate state or even a central territory.

    PS. Why can't we ban rediff message boards. Nothing good can come out of them.

    PPS. Sabnis must be happy, after all its his sena.

    PPPS. And no, Mumbai is not a Marathi city, so no one is obliged to learn a damn thing about Marathi culture. Meanwhile madness continues.

    Update: I am sorry, if I came off as rude, but seeing some helpless, poor beaten for the crime of being a bhayya makes my blood boil.

    Dhimmitude enhanced *

    Monday, February 11, 2008

    Dear feminist dudes

    What exactly are you aiming for? If it is happy hour, I am not sure writing abstruse prose about vast patriarchal conspiracy, and gullibility of non-womyn in face of it, is the way to go . I am really confused.

    Friday, February 08, 2008

    Can we

    agree on never using "It is X, stupid". It is not cool anymore. Oh and while we are it, let's discard Xgate

    Charles Krauthammer is right

    Compassionate conservatism has damaged conservatism

    Thursday, February 07, 2008

    Freedom of choice - IV

    I support Saudi police's decision to imprison American woman for committing an act which is haraam. The outrage is misplaced, as there is a purpose behind heavy handed manner, which is to save the ignorant woman from the eternal damnation of hell.

    Picture Wars

    Wiki edition. I am lovin' it.

    Wednesday, February 06, 2008

    The one with endorsement

    Dear minions,

    I have decided to endorse Hillary Clinton. The decision was far from easy, what finally convinced me was this headline I'll wear the pants, not Bill: Hillary.

    Now people, I don't know about you, but for me this is the best news. Imagine Bill Clinton in white house without pants. Imagine the scandals and the aftermath. One word. Awesome.

    Hillary '08. Because worlds deserves the fun.

    Saturday, February 02, 2008

    Global warming averted

    Instead we will all freeze to death. God works in mysterious ways.

    Friday, February 01, 2008

    Destroying the world

    Our planet is four and half billion years old. There has been life on this planet for nearly as long. Three point eight billion years..... Great dynasties pf creatures arising. All this happening against a background of continuous and violent upheaval, mountain ranges thrust up and eroded away, cometary impacts, volcanic eruptions, oceans rising and falling, whole continents moving .... Endless, constant and violent change... Let's say we had a bad (radiation accident), and all the plants and animals died, and the earth was clicking hot for a hundred thousand years. Life would survive somewhere .... And after all those years , when the planet was no longer inhospitable, life would again spread over the planet. The evolutionary process would begin again. It might take a few billion years for life to regain its present variety; And of course, it would be very different from what it is now. But the earth would survive our folly. Only we ... think it wouldn't .....

    My point is that life on Earth can take care of itself.... To the Earth a hundred thousand years is nothing. A million years is nothing. This planet lives and breathes pn a much vaster scale ... We have been resident here for the blink of an eye. If we are gone tomorrow, the Earth will not miss us ...

    Let's us be clear The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. but we might have the power to save ourselves.


    Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

    I promise

    I will remake, or rather "re imagine", Dr Strangelove with Govinda reprising Peter Sellers roles. Screw Kubrick.

    Dear friends

    Farcical doesn't even begin to describe this. Or this. Or this.

    The fruits of liberty have never been this bitter.

    Friends, Romans, Countrymen

    I come to bury Caesar not to praise him

    (Reversed, actually it is I come to praise honourable Mr. D'Souza, not to bury him)