Picture Wars

Wiki edition. I am lovin' it.

The one with endorsement

Dear minions,

I have decided to endorse Hillary Clinton. The decision was far from easy, what finally convinced me was this headline I'll wear the pants, not Bill: Hillary.

Now people, I don't know about you, but for me this is the best news. Imagine Bill Clinton in white house without pants. Imagine the scandals and the aftermath. One word. Awesome.

Hillary '08. Because worlds deserves the fun.

Global warming averted

Instead we will all freeze to death. God works in mysterious ways.

Destroying the world

Our planet is four and half billion years old. There has been life on this planet for nearly as long. Three point eight billion years..... Great dynasties pf creatures arising. All this happening against a background of continuous and violent upheaval, mountain ranges thrust up and eroded away, cometary impacts, volcanic eruptions, oceans rising and falling, whole continents moving .... Endless, constant and violent change... Let's say we had a bad (radiation accident), and all the plants and animals died, and the earth was clicking hot for a hundred thousand years. Life would survive somewhere .... And after all those years , when the planet was no longer inhospitable, life would again spread over the planet. The evolutionary process would begin again. It might take a few billion years for life to regain its present variety; And of course, it would be very different from what it is now. But the earth would survive our folly. Only we ... think it wouldn't .....

My point is that life on Earth can take care of itself.... To the Earth a hundred thousand years is nothing. A million years is nothing. This planet lives and breathes pn a much vaster scale ... We have been resident here for the blink of an eye. If we are gone tomorrow, the Earth will not miss us ...

Let's us be clear The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. but we might have the power to save ourselves.

Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

I promise

I will remake, or rather "re imagine", Dr Strangelove with Govinda reprising Peter Sellers roles. Screw Kubrick.

Dear friends

Farcical doesn't even begin to describe this. Or this. Or this.

The fruits of liberty have never been this bitter.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen

I come to bury Caesar not to praise him

(Reversed, actually it is I come to praise honourable Mr. D'Souza, not to bury him)