A patriotic appeal

Dear Indians,

It is absolutely essential that rediff be banned. Unity and stability of this country demands this.

1. First rediff management, with malicious intent, has been provoking north - south animosity. Not a single day passes without a most craven jingoistic flame war on rediff message-boards. Adding insult to injury the very name of true and only God is taken in vain and besmirched. This raises the suspicion that possibly East India Company is financing rediff and Lord Cornwallis is rediff's real chairman.

2. Its CEO did something which had bloggers up in arms. Now I have no idea what it was , but since I place complete trust over my blogger comrades, and believe they have absolute moral authority, whatever that was must have been wrong, immoral and criminal. Also possibly it involved child abuse.

3. But the final infraction, which can not be overlooked was to ask this insulting question

Who looks hotter: Preity or Lara?

Excuse me, What kind of question is this ! Preity Zinta, Lara Dutta? What Rubbish, Everyone knows it is Tanushree Datta, because

1. She is a true Bong babe, unlike Lara Dutta whose Bongness is polluted by European blood.
2. Nice pair of boots (Not visible in photos though which is a pity)

Hence for this nation, treachery of rediff must be put stop to.
On Tanushree Datta, those are some mugs