A grand declaration for rights of (Bored) housewives

I, hereby, demand that Government of India, with immediate effect, make it mandatory for Ekta Kapoor to share her soap opera's with DoorDarshan. By doing this, GOI will be recognizing the important place saas - bahu intrigues play in life of Bored Housewives.

By tuning in to devious plans of grotesquely made up vamps and tedious pathos of ever suffering protagonists, our millions of house wives are able to fight the ennui that inevitably comes after dispatching husbands and kids, what is more it gives them up to date info on how to run circles around mother -in- law and plot downfall of pesky sister-in-law.

Without the benefit of this guidance , they will be forced to rely on out - of -date technologies to spread malice.

In fact, watching Kyunki Saas... or Kahaani Ghar..... Has become more necessary than eating or even breathing and therefore is a fundamental right essential for survival of life.

In order to secure for Bored Housewives , right of viewing inane programs, I , hereby declare formation of BBB (Band Of Bored Baahus), This radical organization , immediately after its formation will formulate and carry out plans to achieve aforementioned goal. Ignore this at your own peril.

Does above sounds ridiculous ?

Well if Supreme Court can force Ten Sports to share Cricket coverage with DD , ostensibly because it is the fundamental right of people, why not above ? Why Not ?