Salvation

Christian said to Hindu, “Let me save you from perdition”.*, +

Monkey said to fish, “Let me save you from drowning”. **,+

God save us from saviours.

* It may be true that Hindus are going to be condemned, but to convince me please use something more substantial than anecdotes from a book. Insult my belief, don’t insult my judgment, I am not a sheep to be herded, nor my soul a crop to be harvested.

** Fishes can drown if their gills are damaged, but it is doubtful that monkeys can save them.

+ Monkeys are not Christians, and Fishes are not Hindus. Monkeys are scientologists and fishes are libertarians.