If I were...

Rudy Giuliani and was asked the question that he was asked (via), I would have done this.

I would have made a serious face, "What can I say", drawn a deep breath, looked at the ground, "This is overwhelming", shaken my head, looked up with just an hint of mischief, "I thank New York Times editors from bottom of my heart for their endorsement"

Pure Pwnage !

I think these Americans should amend second article and allow me to contest presidential elections. Because America deserves me.