Obamilarity of the day

Messiah blows his nose, people applaud. Is it over ?

No, that will come when two Obama supporters in wheel chairs rise after touching the hem of his suit, and a terminal patient traveling hundreds of miles to experience Obama speeking as his last wish goes into spontaneous cancer remission when a tear of Barack's compassion splashes him.*

When I am benevolent dictator, people will write sonnets in praise of my flatulence.