Oh dear, there she goes again !

Respected Smt. Swaraj ji,

Once upon a time I had high regards for you, now I am just embarrassed for you. Why, oh why, you had to go all nuts on us Hindutva fascists. For the record, there was no "deep-rooted conspiracy between the bomb blasts that took place in Karnataka and Gujarat and the cash-for-vote scam". Get a grip madam, we don't want to lose us. In hindsight your mental disintegration started when you threatened to shave your head if our lady of 10 Janpath became PM. Seriously, to sensible people (which excludes the clique which holds sway in BJP), you (and BJP) came off as sore losers in the drama. Sadly people like you have just strengthened this perception in last few years.
Here is my suggestion. Take a break, watch a Govinda flick. Om Shantih Om!

PS. Please take Rajnath Singh with you.