Just one last thing

Now that we are going to cease to exist due to collapse of space time continuum brought to you by scientists with too much grant and no social life to spend it on drinking binges, I want to tell you that I really really love you all, even though, frankly speaking, you are all idiots and morons.

Update: You know what this means! No more India Uncut either. Well, I will call it reasonable bargain, though I have a sneaking suspicion that there must be some better way than to destroy the cosmos. Also before we cease to exist, someone please ask goat lover to take a bath.

Update 1: Fantastic! More doomsday scenarios (via comments thanks to jobless Sriram).