Just so that

I am not admonished by self righteous people* , I preemptively condemn any act of hooliganism during Valentine's day. Further to show that I am sincere, I chide all the bloggers who have failed to preemptively denounce such hooliganism. To further cement my righteousness I sincerely regret indifference of bloggers towards bloggers who fail to preemptively chasten the thuggery. In the end I bitterly denounce the world for remaining apathetic towards bloggers who fail to condemn bloggers who fail to reject and denounce vandalism.

There, everyone happy !

Plagiarized from here