Schrödinger's Shekhar's cat
The above mentioned cat, which so far evaded all the wise men (and foolish men and short men and girly men) since the Schrödinger published his accursed equation has been found. She is in a parallel universe, this incidentally also proves the theory of multiple universes.
As evidence I present this editorial by uber courageous journalist Mr Shekhar Gupta.
I propose, to make any sense of this one has to assume that Mr Gupta is living in a different universe. Excerpt from the article
"Boss, we did nothing to be in power. Now we have it, so let's keep it for as long as we can. But what if the lady (Sonia) decided to tell the Left enough was enough? She might believe in renunciation , but, Boss, what about the rest of us?"
Ahemm, it is difficult to understand the basis behind Mr Gupta's hope that Sonia Gandhi will tackle left and follow agenda for welfare of India and not of dynasty, Oh it is not this universe Mr Gupta is dwelling in.
"The typical Congressman sees his party, and, more specifically, the Gandhi family, as an open ticket to perpetual power. Their faith and loyalty are directly proportional to what that ticket can buy. And when somebody, even a Gandhi-Nehru, tries to change the rules, they panic, and break out in subversion sabotage and revolt.
Sonia would remember the history of Rajiv Gandhi's five years. There was widespread unease within the party the moment it looked like he was willing to make a departure from old-style Congress politics. His speech at the Mumbai AICC session in 1985, where he charged his partymen with being powerbrokers and worse, only confirmed their fears.
They wanted a Gandhi-Nehru merely to fetch them the votes and power. But if one showed the audacity to redefine how they exercised (or rather exploited) this power, he was going to be made to pay for it. The second half of Rajiv's term saw a spectacular decline in his, and his party's, fortunes as the same internal noise, suspicions and doubts robbed his government of its freshness and focus. "
Ofcourse Rajiv being a member of dynasty is above accusations of political expediency.
"They can't stand a Prime Minister who is not only competent and clean but is also widely respected. Their insecurities are compounded by the fact that the inner core of his Cabinet, obviously chosen in full agreement with Sonia, is one with him on most significant issues. In some ways, this "apolitical" prime minister, his core group, and Sonia personify some of the ideas that Rajiv Gandhi spoke about so passionately at his peak. Also, much like Rajiv in the first half of his tenure, they are building a critical mass of good news that will give their party a chance in the next election."
This paragraph is so dripping of sycophancy that there is no need to emphasize. I am sure judging by actions of last two years no one can accuse Manmohan Singh of being competent. And the way he is hanging on to power, despite all the acts of omissions and commisions of his government, I am not sure clean is the correct adjective unless by clean one means stinking filthy, which may well be the case because remember it is a different universe altogether.
The way respected Gupta uses "Manmohan's core group of competent minsters" , irony has jumped off the edge.
" They are so confused because they are still fighting the election of May, 2004. In 2004, the BJP made the mistake of going to the polls with eight months of eight per cent growth. By 2009, if this government keeps its focus, it might go back to the voter with a six-year average of eight per cent plus growth, raising national incomes by 60 per cent. Add to this another 5,000 km of four-laned highways (even at the slowed down pace now), four new world-class airports, several new ports and metros. And if you think all this is purely for the executive-class voter, consider how sustained high growth will help poverty reduction—according to the Eleventh Plan approach paper, going by data of last five years, an estimated 32 million will be lifted above the poverty line by 2009. Add to this the 1 lakh km of rural roads and, not to forget, a Rs 40,000-crore per year rural employment guarantee scheme, and you might have a feel-good mood that the BJP only wishfully presumed in 2004
If the growth happens it will be inspite of UPA government which is busy cooking more and more asinine policies. Even if assumed that all the ambitious projects will be completed by 2009 considering how communist and a considerable section of Congress are acting, feel good as a election platform will remain a non starter.
It will be interesting to see how this incompetent regime will achieve the ambitious expectations of Mr Gupta. Ofcourse it is entiely possible that in a different universe building castles in air is a sensible exercise.
Other people may argue that the article doesn't prove existence of cat. They may, instead argue that the article is a proof that Mr. Shekhar Gupta is on retainer of Gandhi family. To these others I can only say that they are beyond contempt for casting aspersion on high priest of secularism, the only punishment fit for those heretics is to rename them as Narendra Modi.
Now excuse this blogger, I am migrating to parallel universe. I have heard that there even complete losers like me get to date Milla Jovovich
