Cookies of love, and milk of affection

This is what is the ultimate weapon against terrorism, according to a certain gentleman, who will not be named or linked, as I have no intention of waging a flame war here (I prefer to do it on other's blog) .

I can imagine the conversation

Jihadi : I will slit your throat , sack your house and burn your family.

Me : Why are you so angry ?

Jihadi (Crying ) : No one loves me, if some one loved me enough I will not be blowing children , instead watching fashion tv.

Me: Aww, you poor boy, let me give you a hug.

Jihadi: You smell good.

Me : I have not taken bath.

Jihadi : Excellent, now let us go and watch Salaam Namaste.