Nightmare on Friday the 13th

Recently rediff, on the joyuous occasion of 6.6.06, asked its readers about their favourite (what a word to use) horror movies.

My favourite (or most dreaded) horror movie is yet to come.
Details are bit hazy but the basic plot will be based on Karan Johar marrying Ekta Kapoor, their spawn will unleash unadulterated horror on this earth and most probably will be called Karan Kapoor.

Like father and mather he will helm sappy and inane movies (and soap operas). His works will create melodramatic banshies of mortals. Worst effected by this menance will be ladies, however gentleman who dare to watch the stuff (due to coercion by girlfriends/wives) will be at equal risk.

Like all good stories this film will be made into a trilogy thus threatening to kill viewers by ennui (and resulting oxygen deprivation) if not raw fear.

Right now I am looking for a producer.