Imagined conversation with John Lennon (and ensuing bedlam)

John Lennon : Imagine no possessions ...

Me: Err, John you know...

John Lennon: Except for copyright, and royalty. FOR THE PEOPLE.

Me: *

Maugham's Ghost : Dude, I know I said something about hypocrisy being most nerve racking vice and all, but this guy makes it so easy.