In Public Service

I think if aspiring politicians want to make their mark in politics, then the most crucial thing to follow is correct diet.To be more precise a politician must avoid any fibrous content such as leafy vegetables.I think it is clear that fiber facilitates bowel movement.
Hence it follows that eschewing fibrous intake coupled with lack of exercise (and occasional consumption of your Christian roommates) is a guarantee of constipation.
Now a chronically constipated politician, for all appearances, can substitute a politician who is sincere and perseveres. In fact, I will go as far as to assert that no statistikrieg by DataNazi can actually make a distinction.

There is a further aspect to it. As emphasized by my dearest (and purely irrational) mother, constipation causes white hair, and scientific research has established that a "salt and pepper" look is a perfect substitute for wisdom. In fact it is one better than that, Grey hairs gives an appearance of brilliance combined with hotness while being a complete dunce (in other words George Clooney).
A fearless streak of white in the hair is more effective in demolishing the best arguement of opponents as opposed to a reasoned debate.

What are you waiting for. Say yes to an unhealthy lifestyle, today !