Support Agarkar

Really, What can I say ! It must be havoc wreaked upon our ability to think "logically" by Indian education system that Jagadguru often bemoans, and from which only Jagadguru and Desi John Galt seem to have escaped. How else can one explain these absurd posts by otherwise normal (if not as gifted as yours truly) people!

Let me explain what this is all about. Cricket is a game, or rather malaise, introduced by our former gora sahibs, along with bad suits and even worse Jane Austen novels. A typical ODI (One Day International) on minimum takes, with actual play, drink breaks, altercations, bad decisions, bad light, English commentary and ad breaks, at least eight hours. Add to this pre and post match discussion both inside idiot box and outside it, and the man hours wasted on this obsession with cricket are plainly unacceptable for a developing country like India.

In fact it will not be an exaggeration to say that damage inflicted by cricket goes beyond waste of productive hours, considering that the time could also be put to use in general education (by reading this blog of course), further it is cricket which has enslaved the multitude to manufactured emotions and obstructed any substantial independent thinking (exceptions of course being Jagadguru and his parambhaktha).

It is here that Agarkar comes into the picture and imparts a great service to this nation. Make no mistake ladies and gentleman, it is not that he lacks the talent but he deliberately chooses to be inconsistent, every time he bowls an overpitch or fulltoss while attempting yorker or he sprays deliveries in a fashion reminiscent of Chicago gangster of 30's, he is trying to deliver the masses from slavery to this colonial blight. It is to unshackle the shackles of induced exuberance and to pull back Indians from hypnotic propaganda, that he selflessly toils.

Dear friends he is sacrificing his carrier and lucrative endorsement for a better future. Every time India is whumped by Poms, Roos or Babos*, she inches towards emancipation, the chains which have imprisoned us get released by a slight degree.

In conclusion

Promote freedom. Destroy Cricket. Support Agarkar.

* Brothers across the border.