Off with their heads....

# Let it be known that the reason that gangetic belt happens to be such a dismal society with barely any hint of optimism, is the presence of abomination called Kayastha. Born from navel of Brahma, this caste has made navel-gazing as its profession.

Traditionally administrators, the mischevious Kayastha can not have a sound sleep unless he has exacted two teeth which belong to him. India can do without such culture of parasitic bureaucracy. Let's start with babalog of babulog.

I am open to adoption, my first preference being Gujarati, considering how Gujarat is in dire need of infusion of intellectual outlook (where being intellectual is defined as inability to make money and unwillingness to work), which yours truly can provide.

However as a backup I am inviting applications from interested parties the criteria being the quoted price, Bengalis are out of question as are Biharis, and Marathis. Konkanis/Mangloreans/Tulu * are welcome on account of Deepika Padukone, but Marathis, and Kannadigas are for the time not considered. Reddys are in**, and I think either of Chettiar or Nadar*** should do.

# In other news, someone called Ritwik has won in some competition which is mostly about hitting balls real hard. The conclusion, someone should write something about essential worthlessness of people called Ritwik.

# I think it is a day of great joy as Jagadguru has taken notice of slavery that is practiced in name of ITeS. Deliverance is at hand. Jagadguru ki jai ho.

# In not so good news, it has been brought to my notice ( via impostor who shall not be named ) that someone (in all probability evil spawn of chief heretic), in true tradition of evil free market fundamentalists, is attempting to lead the believers astray with mithya bhashan.
I can only warn against such blasphemy, for our Jagadguru is in mold of Durvasa Rishi, and free market fundamentalists should heed my warnings, lest they are reduced to ashes by righteous fury of Jagadguru. The only antidote to rising intellectual impotency, which is a result of deplorable Indian education system and machinations of capitalists, is available at http://krishonpolitics.in/, same as S.K. Jain clinic at Burlington (NSFW). Nakkalon se sawdhan !

Two points. The evil spawn of chief heretic, admires Shashi Tharoor. Also he seems to channel Humpty Dumpty

* Are Mangolrean Tulu ?
** I have been told that Reddys are rich, landed.
*** Which one is richer. Or should it be Iyer/Iyengar ?