Cruel Conservatism

(Old one from 'nets )

Why cruel conservatism is preferable.

Issue:

Criminals:

• Liberals: Give them a second chance.
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.

The poor:

• Liberals: Give them some food.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

Endangered species:

• Liberals: Give them protection.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

Dictators:

• Liberals: Give them a way out.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

The uninsured:

• Liberals: Give them health care.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

*The cost:

Liberals: $9,000,000,000,000,000,000

Cruel Conservative: $29.95 (cost of one sword) WIN !