Cruel Conservatism

(Old one from 'nets )

Why cruel conservatism is preferable.

Issue:

Criminals:

• Liberals: Give them a second chance.
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.

The poor:

• Liberals: Give them some food.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

Endangered species:

• Liberals: Give them protection.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

Dictators:

• Liberals: Give them a way out.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

The uninsured:

• Liberals: Give them health care.
  
• Cruel Conservative: Give them the swift sword of death.
  

*The cost:

Liberals: $9,000,000,000,000,000,000

Cruel Conservative: $29.95 (cost of one sword) WIN !

Outrageous

Anil Ambani, Sunil Mittal bat for Hitler Mussolini Count Vlad Son of Satan Narendra Modi as PM

Let the outrage begin.

Democracy

In an autocracy, one person has his way; in an aristocracy, a few people have their way; in a democracy, no one has his way.*

American Football

Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.*

(This is for Respected Ma'am Jagjit Singh hating monster )

Aphorism: Public Good

Worst form of tyranny is in name of public good and social justice.
(Originally posted here )

Dune

You know what will be cool. Re-writing Dune with Sikh history. Muad'Dib can be replaced by character based on Guru Gobind Singh, Fremens can be recast as Khalsa, Duke Leto Atreides I will then be Guru Teg Bahadur Singh and Baron Vladimir Harkonnen will be Aurangzeb

Aphorism: Liberalism

Underneath liberalism is the belief in individualism which is somewhat similar to holding that a human being is nothing more than aggregate of his cells.

Which is why I like to call it induhvidualism.