I am shocked, shocked ...

to find that Jamaat - ud - Dawa has resurfaced , after all our Pakistani brethren promised us they will eliminate the terrorists and we know they always keep their promise. You know what should we do ? Why restart the peace process of course! I know what you are thinking, "no way, we are not going to be made sucker again". Which is why you troglodyte Hindu fascists are the real pain in the nether regions. Not to worry though, Inshallah, with the help from beautiful people and the American Messiah we will put Sadbhavna Express back on the track.