Discuss...

1. Rock music is horrible.

2. All Indians who act like they like rock music are possibly illiterate *cough, cough VNS* who have no idea what all this vile monstrosity is about.

3. Such idiots will be sent to Siberia in my benevolent dictatorship. (Death to Rock)

4. Dear fellows at INI. Even though it sounds cool in a wonky way, please stop uttering communal socialism at drop of hat. Because it presumes secularism is a noble idea. It is not, as I have come to understand it. Its best defense is that it is a noble lie , though to tell the truth it is a solution to a problem which, except for the servile imagination of dhimmis, never existed in the first place. Or a trojan horse, except that in this intrigue there are Hindus in place of citizens of troy and sec-lib establishment is the purposeful army of Greeks. Or a sedative for a civilization whose wounds are long festering.

5. Ravikiran & Ritwik Priya . Here is the thing. Stop sniping at each other, and kindly desist from writing such tedious posts. This mustache envy must end.

Behave

Contemptuously puny mortals or your effete posteriors shall be punished like in this manner (via)

RESPECT MAAAH AUTHORITTTYYYY

Argument through stupidity

When I am benevolent dictator womyn will not be allowed to read or write. For their own good.*

Announcement

From now I am officially anti-common man. Whenever I have the opportunity,I will do everything within my power to oppress the common. I will treat a common Hindu with same contempt and scorn as I treat a common Muslim. Death to commonness.

Two things..

The trivial one: Rationalism, atheism, morality. Pick any two.

The important one: I absolutely hate excessive use of emoticons. When I am benevolent dictator, I will ration the use of emoticon. The usage will depend on the relevance, and my discretion.

Clarification

One of the many pundits (or pondit same difference) of blogosphere* has called me anti-libertarian. Now this is totally false.I am not just anti-libertarian, I am also anti-liberty, anti-freedom and a misanthrope to boot. The very idea that there is liberty in this world, that people are free, infuriates me. However when I am the unchallenged ruler, I will work actively to suppress freedom, and anyone who feels that he needs to express himself will be supplied opinions by myself.
In my benevolent dictatorship** everybody and that means everybody will be my monkey and will do tricks, except for this guy, who will be a dead monkey.

* I would have said that bongopondit is a very lame handle (not to mention it indicates the possibility of being sired by instapundit), but for the fact that "doubtinggaurav" is lame to a much higher order. In fact the only handle which is lamer than "doubtinggaurav" is "confused", which for a blogger has same connotation as "thakela pappu" for a gigolo.For the last time a blogger is omnipresent,omniscient and omnipotent, he is never ever confused.

**Now you might ask where exactly benevolence comes into this? As a concession, I will permit each minion of mine to imagine and attribute evil laughter of his preference to me.

In my benevolent dictatorship

Before I continue the series on memory and civilization (which I do not understand and no one reads), I should make one thing pretty clear.
I intend to take over this world. Now when I am the unchallenged overlord of this world, I am going to be gentle. That however should not be taken as the signal that I am going to tolerate immorality.
To give an example I will pardon bastards. I will also pardon PHD scholars. However bastards who are also PHD scholars will meet swift justice of my sword. No mercy.